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Mary

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johnfireball:
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
And everywhere that Mary went,
You'd see her bear behind.

Aah! my kids love it

Happy Days:
Anal humour John? At your age?? :shock:
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you! :lol:

K.

billscottni:
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10 000 volts went up its ass
Now its f****g nylon!

selleri:
ROFL, I like Bill's version better!   :lol:

johnfireball:
A young girl goes to see Dr Zimmerman complaining of the small size of her boobs. Dr Zimmerman recommends that every day at 4 o'clock she puts her hands on her boobs and rubbing in a circular motion she chants out loud.

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece as white as snow
and if I rub my tits like this
I know they'l surly grow

All goes well for one week until she gets caught on a bus at 4 o'clock. Sitting at the back she thinks "I'll get away with it" so she begins to rub and chant. Of course a young man notices and approaches.

"Dr Zimmerman" he says.
"How did you know" she replies.

"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK"

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