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Club House => Humour => Topic started by: johnfireball on December 05, 2012, 00:22:54 AM
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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
And everywhere that Mary went,
You'd see her bear behind.
Aah! my kids love it
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Anal humour John? At your age?? :shock:
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you! :lol:
K.
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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10 000 volts went up its ass
Now its f****g nylon!
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ROFL, I like Bill's version better! :lol:
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A young girl goes to see Dr Zimmerman complaining of the small size of her boobs. Dr Zimmerman recommends that every day at 4 o'clock she puts her hands on her boobs and rubbing in a circular motion she chants out loud.
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece as white as snow
and if I rub my tits like this
I know they'l surly grow
All goes well for one week until she gets caught on a bus at 4 o'clock. Sitting at the back she thinks "I'll get away with it" so she begins to rub and chant. Of course a young man notices and approaches.
"Dr Zimmerman" he says.
"How did you know" she replies.
"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK"
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Hi Keith,
It's due to pure boredom, can't build, can't drive, can't fly, can't work (some control line)one handed. Cast off tomorrow but very little power and movement in hand. Hopefully next year. Yea I'm cracking up.
John.
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Hi Keith,
It's due to pure boredom, can't build, can't drive, can't fly, can't work (some control line)one handed.
But at least you can dream John. :D All creations start as a dream.
(Must confess, I dream of being young, virile and handsome……..I’m still waiting for it to happen! :!: )
Keith
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
in never saw her little lamb
but i offend seen her bare
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mary had a broken bike
She rode it on the grass
Every time the wheel went round
The spokes went up her a**e!
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OMG John :shock: , now look what you’ve done. You’ve set them all off!
It’s become a forum for deviants! :twisted:
K.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mary had a little lamb
she stuffed it full of eggs
and every time the little lam
b walked
the yoke ran down it's leg's
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My excuse is I'm high as a kite on pain meds!! :shock: :? :D :D
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Yea isn't Tramadol great stuff. Been downing a bit myself lately.
Come on Keith I know you have a Mary hiding away somewhere deep in psyche.
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was full of frolics
She threw it in the air one day
And caught it by the leg
John
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Tramadol, lyrica, dhc continus, zirtk & a morphine patch!! My nickname should be Happy Days!!
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Hi Bill,
My heart goes out to you. My wound was as painful today(6 weeks later) as the day I did it. Brought tears to my eyes. Got to say I've broken bones before but this is the most painful thing i've ever done to myself. Hoping to start physio next week.God not looking forward to it. Struggle on you will fly again. Mary will see us through. Still waiting for Keith to show us his Mary.
John
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Thanks, I'm hoping to be out flying on Sun. Resorted to things with electric motors just to get my fix!
I hate physio, always seem to come out feeling worse than when I went in! Worth it long term though.
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Still waiting for Keith to show us his Mary.
John
I’m far too mature for all this sort of stuff John. I grew up very quickly when I was a lad. I think it’s because I was born at a very early age. :?
K.