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« on: January 30, 2012, 15:11:42 PM »
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
>  outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.
>
>  The first kid leans over and asks,
>  "What are you in here for?"
>
>  The second kid says,
>
>  "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."
>
>  The first kid says,
>  "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They
>  put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and
>  ice cream. It's a breeze."
>
>The second kid then asks,
>  "What are you here for?"
>
>The first kid says,
>
>"Circumcision."
>
>
>"Whoa!" the second kid replies,
>
>"Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.
>
>  Couldn't walk for a year."
Still learning after all these years

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 17:42:55 PM »
:lol:

Very good Tracy!

K.
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 09:53:44 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :clap:  :clap:
i\'m an ordinary man nothing special nothing grand