HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DATA SHEET
Analysis
Element:………..Woman
Symbol: ………..Wo
Discoverer: ……Adam
Atomic Mass:…..Average 55Kg has been known to vary from 45 - 255Kg
Occurrences:…..Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with trace elements found elsewhere.
Physical Properties
1. …..Surface is usually covered in power or painted film
2.……Boils at nothing, freezes for no apparent reason
3.……Melts if given special treatment
4.……Bitter if incorrectly used
5.……Found in various grades from virgin material to common ore
6.……Yields to pressure applied gently to selected points.
Chemical Properties
1.….Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and most precious stones.
2.….Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3.….May explode spontaneously without warning for no reason
4.….Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in hot water
5.….Activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
6…..Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Uses
1.….Highly ornamental
2.….Can be a great aid to relaxation
Tests
1.…..Pure specimen turn bright pink when discovered in its natural state
2.…..Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
