A blond woman is in the middle of her very first flying lesson and her instructor suddenly has a heart attack and dies.
Blondie calls out over the radio, “Mayday! Mayday!”
A very calm Air Traffic Controller answers her distress call and asks the nature of her emergency.
Blondie; “I’m in the middle of my first flying lesson and my instructor has just died.”
A.T.C. “Oh that’s okay, don’t worry, I’ve been fully trained to be able to talk you down. Everything will be fine. The first thing to remember is not to panic. Now, just tell me your height and exact position."
Blondie, “I’m five foot seven inches tall and I’m sitting in the front of the plane in the right hand seat.”
After a short pause,
A.T.C. “I see, in that case repeat after me. Our Father who art in heaven…………. “ :lol: :lol: