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« on: December 05, 2012, 00:22:54 AM »
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
And everywhere that Mary went,
You'd see her bear behind.

Aah! my kids love it
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2012, 04:21:49 AM »
Anal humour John? At your age?? :shock:
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you! :lol:

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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2012, 12:07:55 PM »
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10 000 volts went up its ass
Now its f****g nylon!

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2012, 14:31:08 PM »
ROFL, I like Bill's version better!   :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2012, 00:46:35 AM »
A young girl goes to see Dr Zimmerman complaining of the small size of her boobs. Dr Zimmerman recommends that every day at 4 o'clock she puts her hands on her boobs and rubbing in a circular motion she chants out loud.

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece as white as snow
and if I rub my tits like this
I know they'l surly grow

All goes well for one week until she gets caught on a bus at 4 o'clock. Sitting at the back she thinks "I'll get away with it" so she begins to rub and chant. Of course a young man notices and approaches.

"Dr Zimmerman" he says.
"How did you know" she replies.

"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK"
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2012, 01:18:09 AM »
Hi Keith,
          It's due to pure boredom, can't build, can't drive, can't fly, can't work (some control line)one handed. Cast off tomorrow but very little power and movement in hand. Hopefully next year. Yea I'm cracking up.
John.
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2012, 07:43:00 AM »
Quote from: "johnfireball"
Hi Keith,
          It's due to pure boredom, can't build, can't drive, can't fly, can't work (some control line)one handed.


But at least you can dream John. :D  All creations start as a dream.
(Must confess, I dream of being young, virile and handsome……..I’m still waiting for it to happen! :!: )

Keith
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2012, 16:11:46 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
in never saw her little lamb
but i offend seen her bare

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
i\'m an ordinary man nothing special nothing grand

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2012, 16:14:41 PM »
Mary had a broken bike
She rode it on the grass
Every time the wheel went round
The spokes went up her a**e!

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2012, 17:07:18 PM »
OMG John :shock: , now look what you’ve done. You’ve set them all off!

It’s become a forum for deviants! :twisted:

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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2012, 20:51:50 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Mary had a little lamb
she stuffed it full of eggs
and every time the little lam
b walked
the yoke ran down it's leg's

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2012, 21:03:48 PM »
My excuse is I'm high as a kite on pain meds!! :shock:  :?  :D  :D

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2012, 22:41:08 PM »
Yea isn't Tramadol great stuff. Been downing a bit myself lately.
Come on Keith I know you have a Mary hiding away somewhere deep in psyche.

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was full of frolics
She threw it in the air one day
And caught it by the leg

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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2012, 23:21:18 PM »
Tramadol, lyrica, dhc continus, zirtk & a morphine patch!! My nickname should be Happy Days!!

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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 23:56:29 PM »
Hi Bill,
       My heart goes out to you. My wound was as painful today(6 weeks later) as the day I did it. Brought tears to my eyes. Got to say I've broken bones before but this is the most painful  thing i've ever done to myself. Hoping to start physio next week.God not looking forward to it. Struggle on you will fly again. Mary will see us through. Still waiting for Keith to show us his Mary.
John
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